A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad... "Daddy, daddy! I'm the only one in my class that can count
to ten. Why do you rec'un so Daddy?" "Why that's because your from Kentucky son." The dad responds.
The next day the kid gets home from school... "Daddy, daddy! I'm the only one in my class that knows
all the letters in the alphabet. Why do you rec'un so Daddy?" "That's because you're from Kentucky son."
The dad tells him again. The next day the kid busts through the door... "Daddy. daddy! I'm the only one
in school who clean all the way to the top of the blackboard! Is that because I'm from Kentucky Daddy?" The
dad looks at him and says, "I rec'un not son - that's because you're 22."
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