Some Good Stuff Sent To Me
Down in old Kentucky
Near To The Door
Jesus Test
9 Things I Hate
Tickle Me Elmo
The Candle
Inner Strength
A Really Smart Man
My Name Is Misty,
What Religion Is Your Bra
Southern Advice
Something For Stevie
I wish you ENOUGH
Why Teachers Turn Gray
For all you beautiful women!
Learn A Word A Day
The Push
THE CLASS OF 2004
Q's And A's
How Do You Decide Who To Marry?
Did you know that it's Beautiful Women Month?
Talk About Ego's
Dimwits!
You Know You're From Alaska When
So, just exactly what is a BITCH
Pat A Woman On The Back
Tech Support
A Blonde Question
Play Ball
We Don't Serve Snails
Why Parents Get Gray
Ain't Age Just Wunnerful?????
Times Do Change
Dinner Time
Dr. Suess's Cat in Hat
Down in old Kentucky
The Bum Encounter
At The Pearly Gates
The Cowboy
The Office Christmas Party
Scuba Duba Do
Milking The Cow Aint Easy
The Sandals

A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad...
"Daddy, daddy! I'm the only one in my class that can count to ten. Why do you rec'un so Daddy?"

"Why that's because your from Kentucky son." The dad responds.

The next day the kid gets home from school...
"Daddy, daddy! I'm the only one in my class that knows all the letters in the alphabet. Why do you rec'un so Daddy?"

"That's because you're from Kentucky son." The dad tells him again.

The next day the kid busts through the door...
"Daddy. daddy! I'm the only one in school who clean all the way to the top of the blackboard! Is that because I'm from Kentucky Daddy?"

The dad looks at him and says, "I rec'un not son - that's because you're 22."