An airplane was about to crash, and there were 5 passengers left, but there were only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger, Bill Clinton said, "I am President of the United States and I have a great responsibility, being the leader of nearly 300 million people, and a superpower, etc.," so he takes the first parachute, and jumps out of the plane.

The second passenger said, "I'm Antoine Walker, one the best NBA Basketball players, and the Boston Celtics need me, so I can't afford to die," so he takes the second parachute, and leaves the plane.

The third passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the President of the United States, a soon to be New York Senator, and I am the smartest woman in the world," so she takes the third parachute and exits the plane.

The fourth passenger, Pope John Paul the second, says to the fifth passenger, a 10 year old boy scout, "I am old and frail and I don't have many years left, so as a Christian gesture and good deed, I will sacrifice my life and let you take the last parachute."

The Boy Scout said, "It's OK, Father, there's a parachute left for you. The world's smartest woman took my backpack."