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A bartender and he was closing up for the night when he hears a knock at the door.

He opened it and looked around, but saw no one. Then, out of the corner of his eye, he sees a small snail.

The snail says, "Hey Barkeep!...Can you get me a drink?"

"I'm afraid I can't," the bartender said. "First of
all, we're closed. And second of all, we don't serve snails here!"

With that, he picks up the snail and throws it across the street.

One week later, the same bartender was closing up for the night when again there's a knock at the door. He opens the door but sees nobody. He looks down and sees the exact same snail from the week before.

Angrily, the snail looks up at him and yells...
"What the hell did you do THAT for?!!!!!!"