Some Good Stuff Sent To Me
Times Do Change
Near To The Door
Jesus Test
9 Things I Hate
Tickle Me Elmo
The Candle
Inner Strength
A Really Smart Man
My Name Is Misty,
What Religion Is Your Bra
Southern Advice
Something For Stevie
I wish you ENOUGH
Why Teachers Turn Gray
For all you beautiful women!
Learn A Word A Day
The Push
THE CLASS OF 2004
Q's And A's
How Do You Decide Who To Marry?
Did you know that it's Beautiful Women Month?
Talk About Ego's
Dimwits!
You Know You're From Alaska When
So, just exactly what is a BITCH
Pat A Woman On The Back
Tech Support
A Blonde Question
Play Ball
We Don't Serve Snails
Why Parents Get Gray
Ain't Age Just Wunnerful?????
Times Do Change
Dinner Time
Dr. Suess's Cat in Hat
Down in old Kentucky
The Bum Encounter
At The Pearly Gates
The Cowboy
The Office Christmas Party
Scuba Duba Do
Milking The Cow Aint Easy
The Sandals

For the first time in many many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn.

Handing the attendant $3.0, he couldn't help but comment - "The last time I came to the movies, popcorn was only 15 cents!"

"Well, sir," the attendant replied with a grin, "You're really going to enjoy yourself.
We have sound now..."