Some Good Stuff Sent To Me
For all you beautiful women!
Near To The Door
Jesus Test
9 Things I Hate
Tickle Me Elmo
The Candle
Inner Strength
A Really Smart Man
My Name Is Misty,
What Religion Is Your Bra
Southern Advice
Something For Stevie
I wish you ENOUGH
Why Teachers Turn Gray
For all you beautiful women!
Learn A Word A Day
The Push
THE CLASS OF 2004
Q's And A's
How Do You Decide Who To Marry?
Did you know that it's Beautiful Women Month?
Talk About Ego's
Dimwits!
You Know You're From Alaska When
So, just exactly what is a BITCH
Pat A Woman On The Back
Tech Support
A Blonde Question
Play Ball
We Don't Serve Snails
Why Parents Get Gray
Ain't Age Just Wunnerful?????
Times Do Change
Dinner Time
Dr. Suess's Cat in Hat
Down in old Kentucky
The Bum Encounter
At The Pearly Gates
The Cowboy
The Office Christmas Party
Scuba Duba Do
Milking The Cow Aint Easy
The Sandals

The following was written by Audrey Hepburn who was asked to share "beauty tips."

-For attractive lips, speak words of kindness.
-For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people.
-For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry.
-For beautiful hair, let a child run his or her fingers through it once a day.
-For poise, walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone.

People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed and redeemed; never throw out anyone.

Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of each of your arms. As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others.

*The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair.

*The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides.

*The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mode, but the true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It is the caring that she lovingly gives the passion that she shows.

*The beauty of a woman grows with the passing years.

If you share this with another woman, something good will happen--you will boost another woman's self esteem, and she will know that you care about her.