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If you are here then hello and welcome to my world of fun, joy, & sometimes sorrow or grief. Grab a chair and look around; you might need some tissues for some of these.

Enjoy!!

Obstacles are what you see when you take your eyes off of the goal.

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The Outlook of a Child

The little girl walked to and from school on a daily  basis. Despite the fact that clouds were forming that morning and the weather was questionable, she made her daily trek to the elementary school. As the afternoon progressed, the winds whipped up, along with thunder and lightning. The mother of the little girl felt concerned that her daughter would be frightened as she walked home from school and the mother feared that the electrical storm might harm her child.

Following a roar of thunder, lightning, like a flaming sword, would cut through the sky.  Full of concern, the mother, quickly got into her car and drove along the route to her child's school. As she did so, she saw her little girl walking along, but at each flash of lightning, the child would stop, look up and smile. Additional flashes of lightening were to follow quickly . With each, the little girl would look up at the streak of light  in the sky and smile.

When the mother's car drew up beside the child she lowered the window and called to her daughter,   "What are you doing?    Why do you keep stopping?

The child answered, "I am trying to look pretty, God keeps taking my picture."

May God bless you today as you face the storms that come your way.
(And don't forget to SMILE!!)

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Your Birth Month is March
You love life and exude an outgoing, cheerful vibe.
Blessed with a great sense of humor, you can laugh at adversity.

Your soul reflects: Respect, desire, and generosity

Your gemstone: Aquamarine

Your flower: Daffodil

Your colors: White and light blue

 


 

You Were a Coyote
Brutally honest, you encourage people to show their true selves.
You laugh at life - none of it can be taken too seriously.

"Each time I miss you, a star falls down from the sky. So, if you looked up at the sky and found it dark with no stars, it is all your fault. You made me miss you too much!"
-- unknown

Cry tears for the lost and pray for those that will fight to keep it from happening again. Honor our Hero's, both Military and locals

"Step aside everyone! Sensitive love letters are my specialty.

'Dear Baby,

Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.'
"

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"So frequently we mistakenly believe that our children need more things, when in reality their silent pleadings are simply for more of our time."
President Thomas S. Monson
Ensign, May 1994, 62

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Please read before checking out the picture. This report from an undisclosed corporation:

"Last week, a receptionist complained that the printer wasn't working. An employee checked it out and discovered a pen stuck inside.  He tried reaching down into the printer to pull out the pen, but he couldn't get it. So he scribbled a note and stuck it on the printer telling folks not to use it.  He then reported it to the Help Desk. About 30 minutes later, a tech support guy came to check out the problem. On the piece of paper stuck to the printer, this is what he read."

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